This weekend, Mike and I went to see a little movie called “What Not to Teach Young Women about Adult Relationships,” or “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” for short. While normally we’d do a standard Driving Home the Movie video for this type of thing, we quickly realized we needed to break this movie down on a wide scale. So, not only did we have to break up this vlog into two parts (which kind of fits considering the film is the first of two parts), but we also drank a good deal to get through it. Don’t worry, you’ll note that we went home to drink. In fact, while there is driving in this video, I think any future drunk installments of the DHtM will be named “Drinking Home the Movie.” Needless to say, I only plan to add alcohol to the mix when its a truly bad piece of work I have to review. I honestly don’t have the money nor the stamina to drink for every just mediocre film.
Enjoy the first part of our own saga, and keep an eye out for part two coming either late tonight or tomorrow. Also, it’s important to note that my vocabulary went particularly blue during the review, so the video is rather Not Safe For Work. And children. And most likely Twilight fans.