Recently, a very special organization was brought to my attention. It has become clear to me that we must save future generations from such horrific crapfests as Disaster Movie, Gigli, From Justin to Kelly, The Adventures of Pluto Nash and pretty much everything Michael Bay touches. Curious? Just listen to celebrity, philanthropist and known robot, Crow T. Robot.
If you, like me, realize the importance of banishing terrible movies to the hell which they deserve, then send all donations to Crow T. Robot, c/o The Satellite of Love, Somewhere in Time and Space. And if you feel compelled to back over your VHS tape of Batman and Robin, I salute you.
That rocked my socks!
I couldn't agree more!
I wish to thank Mr. Crow T. Robot, for bringing F.A.P.S. to my attention.
I've sent in my donation.
That said, it is my fervent hope that someday, I may live to see the entire filmography of Adam Sandler, reduced to no more than an ugly rumor.
But please, Dear God, let us begin with his latest sleazy example of cynically pissing in the faces of a trusting movie-going public: "Jack & Jill"
For the Nominating Committee, I would like to enter the following into evidence: