Hey you. Yeah you, reader in the Philadelphia area at 10:45 on Saturday, September 24, 2011. Go right now to the Doubletree Hotel at 237 South Broad Street and see my friend Jack Edathil and company. RT Philly 2011 is RIGHT NOW.

RT Philly is a Red vs Blue community event celebrating everything about the RvB community. Because of a few different reasons, I can not go this year… again. Which is why you need to go in my place. You need to go and hug all my friends and tell them Kschenke sent you. Don’t worry if you can’t pronounce my username… no one else knows how to say it anyway.

But there’s another reason you, the reader in Philly who is reading this on Saturday morning, need to be there… at 1:30, they will start showing short films from RT community members. One of my videos is on that list. That means RT Philly is the first time one of my JPS videos will be shown publicly ever. It’s a moment in history I won’t be able to experience myself. I need you there for me, to cheer like a madman/woman for me.

You have your mission. Go to it. And don’t forget to hug Jack.